Dildo farmer?

my friend retired and bought a dildo farm.i recently asked how business was and he replied"quite good but i'm having alot of trouble with squatters!"
nice .loved it man this woman goes to hospital with a dildo stuck up her we'll have to operate to remove that i'm afraid said the Dr so off she goes to theatre 6 hrs later when she wakes ,the Dr says i have some good news and some bad news. whats the bad news askes the woman .the Dr explaines that it was that far up they could'nt remove it. well what the hells the good news then. oh we've managed to change the batteries in it

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